1. This week, the internet was introduced to Bath Time Cow™!!!
bath time cow!! bath time cow!!!!
2. AND Corporate Office Astronaut Kitty™!!!!!!!!
my bf told me he was bringing me a coffee at work today and I go downstairs and he brought MY CAT INTO MY CORPORATE OFFICE
3. This senior center held their "Senior Picture Day":
4. This 10-year-old made an amazing stop-motion film!!!!!!!
My son just showed me the little movie he made. For 10 years old I think this is amazingly creative, but I am impartial!
5. This precious dogini took care of his hooman in a time of need:
Me: *passed out drunk again* My dog:
6. The Kombucha Girl recreated her now-iconic viral video while taking a shot:
took a shot w kombucha girl 🥺🥺
7. LIZZO 👏 PERFORMED 👏 AT 👏 THE 👏 VMAS 👏 AND 👏 IT 👏 WAS 👏 ESSENTIALLY 👏 A 👏 PEP 👏 RALLY 👏 FOR 👏 SELF-ESTEEM!!!!!!!! 👏
we get to live in an era where every @lizzo performance is a pep rally for our self-esteem and most of us DO NOT EVEN DESERVE HER.
8. THIS 26-POUND STRAY CAT FOUND HIS FOREVER HOME AFTER OVER 3,000 PEOPLE APPLIED TO ADOPT HIM!!!!!!!
9. This son apologized to his mom in the best way he knew how:
10. THIS DAD GOT A NEW TRUCK!!!!!!! 😭😭😭
Since you guys loved the picture of my dad and his new truck, here’s a video of how he reacted when he found out😭❤️
11. This lucky kitters received some ~Mini Hand TLC~!!!!!
Yes this is part of my job...
12. These lil' cow bbs jumped over the moon — uh — I mean the white line on this road:
Everyone shut the fuck up and watch this video of some calves thinking they have to jump over the white line
13. This dad sksksksksksk'ed:
My dad is a full on VSCO girl
14. And lastly, this neighbor's old jack-o'-lantern blossomed into a wild, mystical garden:
My neighbor across the street had a pumpkin plant take over his entire front yard. I asked him what fertilizer he used. “None! This was an accident from our jack o’ lantern.” Then like captain Ahab he stared into the distance and said, “I’ve just got to see this through.”