FoodΒ·Posted on Feb 11, 201817 Things Vegetarians Who Hate Vegetables Want You To KnowGet your "zoodles" OUT π OF π MY π FACE.πby Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You HAAAAAAAATE salads. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. But you don't feel like eating hot animal carcass either, so. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. On the off chance you do eat a salad, you make sure it's covered in croutons and CHEEEEEEEEESE! View this photo on Instagram 4. You have a couple specific vegetables you'll tolerate. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Namely potatoes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. You're v into Trader Joe's and Whole Foods!!! π π π View this photo on Instagram 7. And you consider yourself to be quite the ~meatless meat~ connoisseur. 8. Besides ~meatless meats~, your main food groups include pizza, pasta, Chinese food, Mexican food, Tofurky sausages, soup, and beer. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Regarding soup, nothing pisses you off more than WHEN PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT IF THERE'S CHICKEN BROTH IN A SOUP, IT'S NOT VEGETARIAN!!! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You spend a lot of time and money at Panera. View this photo on Instagram 11. One of your parents constantly jokes that you're a "carb-etarian." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. But you don't deny it because bread truly is what keeps you going. View this photo on Instagram 13. You can't stand that LITERALLY EVERY VEGGIE OPTION EVER features an abundance of eggplant and/or portobello mushrooms. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You don't trust the culinary tomfoolery that is "zoodles." View this photo on Instagram 15. The only culinary tomfoolery that IS actually worth your time is mashed cauliflower. DON'T @ ME!!!!!!!! View this photo on Instagram 16. Everyone thinks you're "so healthy" just because you're a vegetarian. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. But despite the constant vegetarian turmoil, you're all about protectin' animals and eatin' bread, so in the end, you're happy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF