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    Updated on Jul 26, 2018. Posted on Jul 26, 2018

    Twitter Is Redefining What "Third Base" Is And Their Answers Have Me Extinct

    "Third base is fighting in a CVS."

    Throughout the years, teens everywhere have debated what exactly the "bases" of dating/hooking up with someone are.

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    But recently, Twitter has taken to redefining the ever-evolving term. For your cultural knowledge and mine, here are some of the best ~interpretations~ of what "third base" truly is:

    1.

    third base is making him listen to your sad songs playlist and explaining all the varied, overly specific reasons why each song makes you a different type of sad

    2.

    third base is when yall go protest sea world

    3.

    third base is letting someone type something into your browser search bar unattended and accepting that autofill is probably about to give away the inner workings of your psyche

    4.

    5.

    third base is fighting in a cvs

    6.

    third base is when you tell them about your one direction stan years

    7.

    third base is when you tell your girlfriend that you used to own toe shoes

    8.

    third base is shitting at their house

    9.

    10.

    third base is when the barista asks if you want “the usual”

    11.

    Third base is when he sees you in a sheet mask

    12.

    13.

    third base is snap chatting them with a pore strip on your nose

    14.

    third base is the first time he sees you cry because Lucky by Britney Spears was a thinly veiled cry for help and no one noticed and that's why the 2007 breakdown happened

    15.

    third base is looking up their birth chart and matching it against yours

    16.

    third base is the first time he sees u get extremely worked up over how dumb and arbitrary every single thing in the universe is

    17.

    third base is opening up to them in detail about ur middle school years trauma

    18.

    third base is when i show u my rock collection

    19.

    third base is seeing me cry during a pixar movie

    20.

    third base is when she gives u butterfly kisses from across the room, people will say she’s just blinking but i know better

    21.

    third base is when i send u pics of me from the years 2010-2015

    22.

    third base is reading their horoscope

    23.

    third base is when you lay in bed and show each other your favorite vines

    24.

    third base is watching them type out a tweet in front of you

    25.

    Third base is letting them hold your unlocked phone.

    26.

    third base is showing him your evidence of the fake moon landing in 1969

    27.

    third base is when they show u their dog

    28.

    third base is when they tell their therapist about you

    29. And lastly...

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