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    Updated on Nov 1, 2019. Posted on Oct 31, 2019

    25 Tweets That Absolutely Ended Men This Month

    "Guys are all talk and no Venmo and I'm sick of it."

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    men really be like “when are u coming to my city?” b!tch am i on tour?

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    “not all men”?? you’re absolutely right, trader joe would NEVER

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    as a guy, you’re either into cars or you can make a girl cum. you can’t be both

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    me talking about men in general: 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 me talking about MY man: 🥰🥰🥰🥰😚😚😚😚😚🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖❤💖❤💖💗❤❤💕💗💞❤💕💗💕💗❤💞❤💖❤💕💗💖❤💕❤💕❤🥰🥰💕🥰💞🥰💖🥰💕🥰💘💘💘❣❣💕💕❤🥰💖💕💗💕

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    There is no one pickier sexually than overweight middle aged white men who don't understand they're not in high school anymore

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    When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.

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    $100 to any guy that will just shut the fuck up https://t.co/dntZxaQRFy

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    guys really be in dm's like: hey hey hey hey hey ok fuck you ugly bitch hey

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    frat guys watch The Wolf Of Wall Street once and put “Entrepreneur” in their Instagram bio

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    Men will keep you up all night from their loud ASS snoring and act surprised the next morning when you say you didn’t get much sleep... Wow I wonder, couldn’t have been the whole IMAX surround sound experience going on beside me at 2 am

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    When a man tries to interact with me after buying me a drink

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    Every time men speak I’m just like... you’re lying but ok

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    Stop crying over men that can’t even back up a trailer

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    guys are all talk and no venmo and i’m sick of it

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    some men hate listening to women, so it’s always nice when you meet a guy who can tell you exactly how many times you just said “like”

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    Your mcm probably measuring hand sizes with another girl right now just focus on ur degree sis

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    I'm big on cancelling plans unless it's with a boy who doesn't care if I live or die

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    Just a reminder that it’s not okay to have a republican boyfriend

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    boys that will definitely ruin your life: 1. any boy named kyle 2. all matts 3. chads (or anything with -ad) 4. any variation of zachary 5. any guy whose name starts with j

    21.

    if I give birth to a boy I will not teach him how to speak

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    tiktok girls inspire me caption: Day 1 of dancing to voicemails from my cheating ex boyfriend 🥰

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    dads be like “go help ur mother” bro go help ur wife

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    I fucking hate straight white men but they also turn me on, discuss

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    When a boy hurts my feelings and then I remember I can tweet about it

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