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    Updated on Aug 2, 2020. Posted on Jul 30, 2020

    29 Tweets About Men From July That Made Me Wheeze-Laugh Hideously

    It's that time of the month again.

    Here are a bunch of tweets from this month that 1) lightly roasted men and 2) made me giggle while on the clock. If you think these are funny, be sure to follow the accounts to make your Twitter timeline a funnier place! 😌

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    1.

    being attracted to men is so embarrassing, the bar is so low, we're like "and when i talk he listens 🥺" 🤢

    2.

    men hating women for liking astrology .. u literally play a game of spreadsheets where u pretend to be the manager of a football team

    3.

    Dudes take one good pic and use that shit for 3 years straight

    4.

    men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom

    5.

    girls about men: 😒😕😡😠😤🤬😑😐🥱🤢🤮 girls about fictional men: 🥰🥺❤️🥰🥺❤️🥰🥺❤️🥰🥺❤️🥰🥺❤️

    6.

    dudes dress up nicer for golf than they do for dates

    7.

    i want a private wedding simply because loving a man in pubIic is embarrassing

    8.

    You ever meet a guy who thinks that a joke from a major blockbuster comedy is an inside joke with him and his friends

    9.

    Frat dudes respect this movie more than the entire female gender https://t.co/VaXmrsG2Ih

    10.

    straight men posting pics of buildings to Close Friends

    11.

    men LOVE asking how you’ve been as if you haven’t spent months in therapy recovering from their existence

    12.

    you ask a guy to treat you like a human being and suddenly it’s “don’t tell me you’re catching feelings” no Vivek from Bumble I just like to know that the person I’m sending pics of my boobs to respects me as a person

    13.

    texting men: me waiting 5 hours for a 2 word text response that feels impossible to reply to texting women: hi beautiful i know we have only been texting back to back for a single day but thank u for giving me a safe space to send 3 paragraphs explaining my childhood

    14.

    If men didn’t explain my tweets to me, would I still understand them?

    15.

    dating older men seems cool until you realize they tweet like elon musk

    16.

    If there’s one thing white men love it’s loudly making business deals on balconies

    17.

    Do u ever look at a man sitting across the room and say to urself “aww he’s thinking his little thoughts”

    18.

    i personally think cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup

    19.

    I’m trying to think what would make me react this way. Maybe a hamster that could speak English https://t.co/AUpRH5JysA

    20.

    new girl is the ultimate female fantasy of there being 3 nice men

    21.

    22.

    girls wear lipstick even during pandemic and have to wear mask is solid reasons that girls do it for themselves not for men ✅✅

    23.

    Do men come with a brain or do I gotta buy it separately

    24.

    Sometimes I wish I had a prettier face, but then I remember it doesn’t really matter. What’s important is men on the internet collect pictures of my feet

    25.

    How do guys get completely hammered and wake up and golf and do all this random shit

    26.

    Men love having hobbies that make them mad lmao

    27.

    I JUST CAME OUT TO MY DAD AND HE SAID THANK GOD MEN SUCK

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    29.

    me starting off my wedding vows like: https://t.co/LwraVORWPe

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