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    22 Anti-Men Tweets That Are Equal Parts Hilarious And Brutal

    May these tweets give you much to think about.

    DISCLAIMER: I obviously did not write these tweets!!! I simply think they're funny and wanted to share them with you guys. Please enjoy. And if one of these tweets hits home with you, please be sure to follow the person who tweeted it to ensure that your Twitter feed stays full of funny jokes about men. Enjoy!

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    1.

    men on dating apps be like “I’m 6’2 if that matters” and I’m like bro ur wearing a Rick & Morty shirt, ur making me 6’2 my stomach

    Twitter: @xlikestarscream

    2.

    my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed

    Twitter: @hannystyles69

    3.

    Men's midlife crises are intensely boring they just get an expensive bike and marry a 30 year old version of the same wife whereas women do fucken cool stuff like open owl cafes, retrain as beekeepers and get phds in necromancy.

    Twitter: @kingstonwrites

    4.

    Men will literally storm the capitol instead of going to therapy

    Twitter: @gokuw33dlord

    5.

    we put the first man on the moon YEARS ago. why did we stop. why did we Not continue to put the rest of the men there. explain ?

    Twitter: @hannahgordon_

    6.

    My best friend who has only dated girls since we were teens said after pandemic she wants to date a guy and I told her that yes, one of the side effects of covid is loss of taste.

    Twitter: @camillard

    7.

    I miss bars so much i miss when a guy asks ur name and u say “I don’t know”

    Twitter: @freshhel

    8.

    can’t trust a guy who faces the other way whilst you’re sleeping. what’s over there? other women??

    Twitter: @tularosaax

    9.

    Men: I’m sick babe Me: did you take any medicine Men: plan my funeral

    Twitter: @justky1018

    10.

    bunch of dudes on reddit joined together to raise gamestop's stock price 150% just cuz and u want me to believe the stock market isnt just straight men's astrology

    Twitter: @bocxtop

    11.

    personally i think men should start asking “can i be your boyfriend?” instead of “will you be my girlfriend?”

    Twitter: @KRISTINSANGRY

    12.

    Men when they realize women aren’t born with eyeliner

    Twitter: @b1uev3lvet

    13.

    every college republican looks like someone tried to draw Family Guy characters from memory

    Twitter: @diskpix

    14.

    men be like “i can’t commit” and then stay friends with the worst people their whole lives

    Twitter: @PallaviGunalan

    15.

    men be bashing astrology n whole time be exact stereotypes of they sign

    Twitter: @f8the

    16.

    men really live like this and see no issue

    Twitter: @angvish

    17.

    Men ain’t shit !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲.

    Twitter: @_anaive

    18.

    Twitter: @clitsanddoobies

    19.

    men cum in 60 seconds and say they wanna make a sex tape.. you mean a tik tok bro?

    Twitter: @E11ieHamnett

    20.

    I love my body and I fight the urge to post my bare ass on here all the time but it’s not because I’m modest, it’s because I can’t stand the thought that I might make men happy for free

    Twitter: @ashleykimtoo

    21.

    My boobs are far too big for me to understand how the stock market works but i think anything that hurts Wall Street guys is good

    Twitter: @cowgirl_beebop

    22.

    wtf guy on bumble was like "I don't like bumble can we talk on snap?" I was like "I don't have snap u can message me on insta" and he was like "I don't have insta what about kik" I was like "I don't have kik what abt comments section of youtube video" and he unmatched me

    Twitter: @sahana_srini

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