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    15 Times Twitter Ruthlessly Ended Men Last Month

    "Men be like, 'You can have a little emotional intimacy, as a treat.'"

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    I like men who are on twitter because it shows me that they can read

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    men b like, u can have a little emotional intimacy, as a treat

    3.

    Dating apps be like: Matt, 30, financial analyst, enjoys craft beer and hiking Matt, 33, holding a dead fish: “let’s eat pizza and watch the office” Matt, 28: “if you don’t work out we won’t work out” “go birds” 6’1” because apparently that matters”

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    THIS LITTLE GIRL I’M BABYSITTING JUST ASKED ME IF I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I SAID NOT ANYMORE AND SHE SAID “BOYFRIENDS ARE A WASTE OF TIME” AND THEN SHE TURNS TO HER BROTHER AND TELLS HIM “YOU’RE GONNA BE A WASTE OF TIME”

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    I’m half straight but I still don’t understand how it’s physically possible for every boy to get pubes behind the toilet

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    men r useless but that body heat do be hittin tho

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    One time i was texting this guy and he said something funny to which i replied “asgdhfjgkl im screaming” and then he said “about what” so idk maybe 28 is too old

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    me criminal minds 🤝 looking for a white male in his mid-to-late 20s

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    Men should be banned from resources & funding. https://t.co/1NEJs1U3ov

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    all men know how to do is shoot basketball lie eat chicken wing twitch in sleep open jar and play video game

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    I'm at a Christmas Eve dinner with friends in Brooklyn, the women are all cooking and the men are all sitting around discussing gender roles

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    when guys are like “i’m not gonna be able to cum with a condom on” it’s like, ok, cool. sorry to hear that. i’m probably not gonna be able to cum at all, so i guess we’ll get through this together.

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    white boys be like “my dad didn’t buy me an audi i bought this MYSELF by WORKING at the job my dad got for me at the company he owns”

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    My cousin told me her dad was giving her shit about Finding A Man so she gave him her tinder and he sat on the couch swiping left for two hours like “omai...they are all so ugly” until he apologized and told her to take her time

    And lastly, a final one to usher us into the new year:

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    i hate seeing men laugh on the street what’s so funny ? misogyny ?

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