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    16 Dads Who Trolled The Fuck Out Of Their Families

    "Daaaaaad, you're EMBARRASSING ME!!!!!!!!"

    1. This dad whose son will never ask him to drop something off at his school EVER AGAIN:

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    2. This dad's 6-year-old asked him for an advance on his allowance so he could buy a toy. This was his response:

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    "Dear (blank),

    We regret to inform you at this time that we are unable to provide a loan in the amount requested of $20.00. After reviewing your account, we have [found] you have insufficient funds, and a history of not doing your chores.

    Furthermore, over $80.00 has been spent on discretionary entertainment expenses since Christmas. This is an unsustainable amount of expenditure, and we cannot further compound the problem by financially assisting with occurring further debt at this point.

    If you would like to refute this decision, you can contact our complaint department at [mom's phone number]. Our dispute manager at this number may be able to reverse our decision.

    Thank you for choosing DAD Savings and Loan, we appreciate the chance to serve your financial needs.



    3. This dad who helped out when his kid said they wanted more natural light in their room:

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    4. When his son missed graduation because he was in the hospital, this dad presented him with insurance papers instead of a diploma:

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    5. This dad who gave the fam group chat exactly what it needed while he was on a trip:

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    6. This dad who account-shamed his "parasites":

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    7. This dad who gave his soon-to-be son-in-law a goat as dowry for marrying his daughter:

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    8. This dad who got in trouble for giving his daughter's horse a lil' haircut:

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    9. This dad who supported the people's right to protest:

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    10. This dad who shouted, "CHECK OUT THAT CROC!!!" when he and his family were on a wildlife boat tour:

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    11. This dad who put all of his faith in his daughter's driving skillz:

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    12. This dad who confiscated his daughter's phone and then slid this under her door:

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    13. This dad who wrote up a big PHAT check for his graduate:

    14. This dad who made an invoice for his accountant brother:

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    15. This dad whose sincerity is truly touching:

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    16. And finally, this dad whose pungent farts will forever disassemble any and all family pictures:

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