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*Snoop Dogg voice* Let's take a journey...
And being willing to do some immoral shit for a pink moped or a Tek-Mate.
TEEHEE!!!!!!
You can hear this image.
Owen Armstrong singlehandedly shaped your problematic taste in men.
At least yours aren't available on Getty Images ten years later. Sorry, Selena!
And making sure you were always alone when you read it.
#wholesome
...and being SO FUCKING MAD at Howard Stern for encouraging people to vote for Sanjaya as a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sip sip, binch.
A holiday MUST.
And an even STRICTER allegiance to any of the guys who weren't Kevin.
Maybe you even traded heel straps if you really were That Bitch™.
And liking to kinda eat it sometimes.
Just a friendly reminder that all your Nintendogs are dead now.
And constantly shitting on him for using auto-tune even though you fucking QUAKED every time "Bartender" came on at a bar mitzvah.
"asl?"
And having unrealistic expectations for locker decorations.
And thinking the lead singer was cute but also kinda reminded you of a little garden gnome...?
THAT'S how you know all those Nickelback songs!!!
"Sorry, I can't hang out this weekend. I have to work on all my keychain commissions."
(Perhaps you even played it at a recital.)
Only click the link if you feel ready to face ~your past.~