17 Things That Fit So Perfectly, It's Strangely Erotic

WARNING: I do not condone sticking Goldfish crackers in toddlers' ears. Unless they fit perfectly.

1. THIS BROOM!!!!!!!!!!!

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2. This rubber band around these keyboard arrows!!!!!!! HHHHHNNNNNGGGFFFFFFF!!!

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3. This Goldfish cracker in this toddler's ear!!!!!!!!!!!

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(I know this fits perfectly and is kinda great, but also DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, PEOPLE!!!!!!!)

4. This ham and these bread slices?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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5. This diverse assortment of logs!!!!!!!! Yum.........

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6. This tiny lil' twig in this sneaker!!!!!!!!

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7. This absolute black magic F*CKERY!!!!!!!!!!!

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8. THIS POWER CORD!!!!! HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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9. THIS UNBELIEVABLE, INDESCRIBABLE VACUUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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10. Just........WOW...............

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11. These geometrically *PERFECT* tea boxes!!!!!!!!!

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12. THIS CARROT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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13. This glorious coffee and stroopwafel combo!!!!!!!!!!

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14. THESE STREAMS OF WATER AND THESE DRAINING HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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15. Holy moly........THESE BOWLS THAT ARE READY FOR THE POWER WASHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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16. Another vacuum!!!!!!

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17. And LASTLY, this 6'7" man standing in this doorway.

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H/T: /r/PerfectFit