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    Updated on Oct 5, 2019. Posted on Oct 5, 2019

    18 Tweets For Former Theatre Kids And Former Theatre Kids Only

    "Working out to Hamilton is peak former theatre kid bullsh*t."

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    if you’re dating a theatre kid you’re single to me. what’s he gonna do, stand up one vertebrae at a time?

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    scientists: we have 5 months to save the world me: thank you five

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    Nobody: Theatre majors: TO SIT IN SOLEMN SILENCE IN A DULL DARK DOCK IN A PESTILENTIAL PRISON WITH A LIFE LONG LOCK

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    i am a: ⚪️man ⚪️woman 🔘former theatre kid crying about: ⚪️ the fate of our country ⚪️ my current math grade 🔘 "Not While Im Around" from Sweeney Todd

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    working out to hamilton is peak former theatre kid bullshit

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    landlords Musical theatre kids 🤝 Loving rent

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    theater kids after typing “theatre” instead of theater

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    absolutely no one: the cast of a high school production of “Bye Bye Birdie” in a Denny’s at 11:45pm:

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    theatre kids be like “M*cbeth”

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    working with a pack of former theatre kids is unbearable..... every mundane task gets turned into a musical...... i know no peace

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    I’ve decided that news people are just former theatre kids that have been given something important to say

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    You know you’re a reformed musical theatre kid when all of your heels vaguely resemble character shoes

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    theatre kid culture is skipping class but still showing up at school for rehearsal

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    theatre kid culture is assigning one of your theatre teachers as your parental figure

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    Former theatre kid culture is listening to the Hamilton soundtrack late at night when you're angsty instead of Drake

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    Former theatre kid culture is smelling a certain hairspray and getting whiplash from the violent flashbacks to a specific dressing room and specific show

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    you can always tell who the theatre kids are because they’re the most annoying and I say this with full conviction as a former theatre kid

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