Here it is, plain and simple: CupcakKe the rapper (the woman behind the iconic anthem "Deepthroat") just released a song comparing d*cks to Squidward's nose and IT 👏 IS 👏 THE 👏 BANGER 👏 2019 👏 SO 👏 DESPERATELY 👏 NEEDED. 👏
Press play. Trust.
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The song opens with the line, "His d*ck smaller than my toes / Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes / His d*ck smaller than my toes / I'd rather ride Squidward nose."
And in case the message wasn't clear enough, these Genius.com contributors really got me:
And I just...
Twitter has a lot of thoughts on "Squidward Nose," most of which are unsurprisingly NSFW:
@CupcakKe_rapper wait squidward nose looks like a-
Cupcakke is really about to drop a song comparing a dick to squidward’s nose isn’t she https://t.co/Ew6LPZXRam
Alexa play Squidward Nose by Cupcakke
squidward nose (2019)
@CupcakKe_rapper when she was recording squidward's nose
After riding squidward nose @CupcakKe_rapper #SQUIDWARDNOSE
All of us rn:
"his dick smaller than my toes yea yea smaller than my toes his dick smaller than my toes i'd rather ride squidward nose"
So go stream "Squidward Nose" by CupcakKe now and that's that on THAT!!!!!!!!!
