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20 Truths Only Astrology Buffs Understand

"Hey, uh, so what time were you born?"

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1. You've introduced several of your friends to the ~mystical~ world of astrology.

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2. You've recognized and accepted your planetary dichotomies.

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3. You love reading your friends' cards.

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4. You've had your doubts about astrology being fake, but then Mercury retrograde changed everything.

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5. You trust horoscopes more than you trust these #fakes out here.

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6. You try to ask people their sign without making a big deal of it.

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7. Getting your crush to find out their birth info from their parents is always a fucking CHORE.

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8. But when they're easy about it, you fall even harder.

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9. AND THEN YOU DRAW 👏 UP 👏 THAT 👏 CHART!!! 👏

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10. You've asked yourself what placements this guy probably has.

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Def Scorpio sun, Aries moon, and Gemini rising TBH.

11. You and your friends are constantly tracking planetary aspects and how they're going to affect your charts.

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13. You know that getting involved with water placements can be... taxing.

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14. This is how you picture each of the elements.

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15. You agree that Asparagus and Capri Sun probably wouldn't go that well together.

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16. And the three quadruplicities, cardinal...

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Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn

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17. ...fixed...

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Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius

18. ...and mutable.

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Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces

19. This happens to you waaaayyyyy too often.

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20. But despite all the tiring squares and conjunctions, you love being an *~ASTRO KWEEN~*.

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