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    Posted on Jan 29, 2018

    20 Truths Only Astrology Buffs Understand

    "Hey, uh, so what time were you born?"

    1. You've introduced several of your friends to the ~mystical~ world of astrology.

    2. You've recognized and accepted your planetary dichotomies.

    3. You love reading your friends' cards.

    4. You've had your doubts about astrology being fake, but then Mercury retrograde changed everything.

    5. You trust horoscopes more than you trust these #fakes out here.

    6. You try to ask people their sign without making a big deal of it.

    7. Getting your crush to find out their birth info from their parents is always a fucking CHORE.

    8. But when they're easy about it, you fall even harder.

    9. AND THEN YOU DRAW ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ CHART!!! ๐Ÿ‘

    10. You've asked yourself what placements this guy probably has.

    11. You and your friends are constantly tracking planetary aspects and how they're going to affect your charts.

    13. You know that getting involved with water placements can be... taxing.

    14. This is how you picture each of the elements.

    15. You agree that Asparagus and Capri Sun probably wouldn't go that well together.

    16. And the three quadruplicities, cardinal...

    17. ...fixed...

    18. ...and mutable.

    19. This happens to you waaaayyyyy too often.

    20. But despite all the tiring squares and conjunctions, you love being an *~ASTRO KWEEN~*.

    Follow @trashbag_astrology, @astrologystuff, and @memethezodiac for more *~astro kween~* content!

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