Buzz·Posted on Apr 6, 2018Top Sheets Are The LITERAL FUCKING WORST — Here's WhyOh sheet.by Syd RobinsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail So recently, Twitter launched a debate that truly shook Western civilization to its deepest, darkest core. And that debate, my chickens? JesseLynn @JesseLynnHarte People say millennials “killed” chain restaurants, marriage, & napkins... But WHEN will they acknowledge our greatest take-down yet?? TOP SHEETS. I don’t know a single millennial who uses one. Top sheets are archaic. This is just the truth. 01:10 AM - 22 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite TOP SHEETS. OR. NO TOP SHEETS?????? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF If you're a SANE person who doesn't like being trapped in a papery FART SARCOPHAGUS, then the correct answer is OBVI NO TOP SHEET. Gold star! "But Syd," you're probably wondering, "why are you — and seemingly so many other people of the younger generations — refusing to use top sheets?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Well, dear reader, let me unpack this for you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF EXHIBIT A: TOP SHEETS ARE LI- 👏 -TER- 👏 -A- 👏 -LLY 👏 USELESS. darth™ @darth 'top sheet' more like 'crumpled down at the bottom of the bed and the floor ready for me to trip over when i wake up sheet' but yes i still use a top sheet 09:05 PM - 28 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Whenever I've slept using a top sheet, it always ended up crumpled down at the bottom. Like, SORRY I kick and roll around when I sleep instead of just lying still like a CARCASS!!! Top sheets?! WHO NEEDS 'EM!!!!!! 💁 EXHIBIT B: THEY'RE BASICALLY LARGE NAPKINS. EXHIBIT C: HAVE YOU TRIED SLEEPING UNDER JUST A DUVET THO?!?!? And EXHIBIT D: THIS TWEET. HaZe @HaZeOnAir Also, this is you using a #TopSheet 05:02 PM - 29 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite IN CONCLUSION: Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue ARREST ME: I DO NOT USE A TOP SHEET BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR NONSENSE 05:54 PM - 28 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Join #TeamNoTopSheet in our MOVEMENT! Be on the RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sugar Jones 👣 @SugarJones The conversation continues... #teamnotopsheet 07:03 PM - 27 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite OH! Also make sure to vote in the poll below while you're at it!!! 💁 We have to keep track of our growing numbers!!!!!!!!!!