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    19 Sex And Dating Tweets That Are Hilarious And Painfully Accurate

    "I'm sorry I roasted you. I was trying to flirt."

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    dating my last boyfriend was like being on the bachelor but not knowing I was on the bachelor

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    If you’re 20 and he’s 28 yall should NOT be dating There is a HUGE maturity gap You need to be with someone who’s your own age mentally (He needs to be at least 45)

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    Me: should I just text him again? everyone: https://t.co/7YHs9Sjhv5

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    Single food be $7.92 Relationship food be $93.73

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    if i ever dated a poet i would simply pretend that i did not know how to read

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    this is a weird age because half of my friends are in serious relationships and the other half are drunk or high by 3pm

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    I give every guy I date a 3 red flag rule. The rule is if I find three or more red flags then I become colorblind for the remainder of our toxic relationship

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    I was on tinder and accidentally swiped left on a guy I had a HUGE crush on and I obviously wanted to match him, so I literally BOUGHT tinder premium for $9.99 JUST to go back and swipe right on him ....we didn’t match

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    casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex

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    Boyfriend: what’s wrong? Girlfriend: nothing.... Girlfriend the rest of the day:

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    what I love about “dating around” is that instead of one bad boyfriend you can have five

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    i’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt

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    RIP to the instagram following tab which always faithfully and without reservation told me who my crushes were fucking whether i wanted to know or not

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    Why don’t guys ever ask me on dates??? My friends are always like “yeah john asked me on a date” and I’m like wow that’s nice Jake asked me to come over at 2 am when he was drunk and then the next morning asked me what happened so that’s really romantic

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    Women be so busy until they start liking you. Like ma’am where did your job go?

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    I haven't dated for a long, long time but are guys really pulling the "let's be exclusive" thing 6 months into dating like what, I have been exclusive what the fuck have you been

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    i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives

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    be the hot sexy single that you want to see in the area