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So a couple days ago, this Twitter user uploaded this pic of her pupper in a protective coyote vest.
There’s a coyote outside. You know what that means: coyote vest time!
While the spikes serve the purpose of keeping coyotes from biting small dogs, Twitter noted that they're also extremely punk rock.
For instance, if I were a coyote, I wouldn't mess with this guy just based on how many Pantera albums I assume he owns.
Or this lil' lady? She definitely loves Manic Panic hair dye and was once very active on MySpace.
*cues "Don't Tread On Me" by Metallica*
Basically, coyotes should watch the H*CK out.
Because these smol spiky boyes are here and they are ANGORY!!!!!!!!
*screams in death metal*
🤘🤘🤘
