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    Post Malone Touched The World's Most Haunted Box, Thus Explaining String Of Bad Luck

    *whispers creepily into a flashlight* Is meatball an fruit?

    If you've been following ~The Curious Misfortunes of Post Malone~, then you're well aware that his life kinda sucks right now.

    Well, all of that bad luck might just make sense now — according to TMZ, Post had messed with "the world's most haunted object" called the "Dybbuk box" not too long ago, and now spirits are after him. Plain 'n simple.

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    This is said Dybbuk box:

    ANYWHO, after cracking open some cold ones with Zak Bagans — the guy from the Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures — the two explored Bagan's Haunted Museum and touched the Dybbuk box.

    Here's the vid in all of its SPOOOOOOOPY glory:

    Post Malone was meddling with one the “most haunted objects in the world” — and then all this terrible stuff started happening to him, such as a plane malfunction, a car accident, and a break in. All because he messed with this evil box.... video below 😱😱😱

    So, yeah...I guess that 10-second exchange alone is enough to curse someone!!!!!!!!!

    Post isn't the only one who's felt the wrath of the Dybbuk box though — other people throughout history who have had the box in their possession have also reported ~strange phenomena~.

    So besides being really ridiculously rich and successful, Post Malone is basically fucked.

    His thoughts on the matter?