1. Hey guys. Have you seen Dua Lipa's dad?
2. We've posted about him on BuzzFeed before, but I just wanted to make sure you've, like, really taken a good look at him.
3. Because Dukagjin Lipa really is a salt 'n peppa sight to behold.
4. Like, UM?!
5. *BuzzFeed has reached out to Dua Lipa for comment and also her dad's phone number*
6. Like, are you getting all this?
7. BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL.
8. And when he was YOUNGER? I toooootally would've offered to braid his hair at a sleepover...?!
9. *calls for nurse*
10. *flatlines*
11. *DIES*
12. *DE 👏 COM 👏 PO 👏 SES 👏*
13. For the first time in my entire life camo cargo shorts are NOT a deal-breaker...?!?!?!
14. THE NEW RULES ARE OFFICIALLY CANCELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!
15. I...I can't breathe?
16. Yes, I did scroll far enough back to when he was still using the Valencia Insta filter...
17. Like, does he just NATURALLY smolder?! Is that just how his face is?!?!
18. Here's Mr. Lipa singing "One Kiss" to me and only me in a musty music venue aka a frat basement:
19. Oh, Duuuukajjggin, please...
20. Like, Dua: if you're reading this, I'm sorry, but your dad is so fucking hot that my palms got sweaty writing this, and I had to refill my water bottle twice.
21. TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, now that you're more aware of Dua Lipa's dad, my job here is done. Have a great rest of your day everyone! Carry on!!! 💁
