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Order Chinese Takeout And We'll Give You An Uncomfortably Specific Fortune Cookie

"CHINESE FOOOOOD."

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  1. Order a starter
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    Scallion pancakes
    Scallion pancakes
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    Crab rangoon
    Crab rangoon
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    Dumplings
    Dumplings
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    Vegetable spring roll
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    Vegetable spring roll
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  2. Pick a soup
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    Miso soup
    Miso soup
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    Hot and sour soup
    Hot and sour soup
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    Egg drop soup
    Egg drop soup
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    Wonton soup
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    Wonton soup
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  3. White or brown rice?
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    White rice
    White rice
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    Brown rice
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    Brown rice
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  4. Pick a main dish
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    Lo mein
    Lo mein
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    Fried rice
    Fried rice
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    Cashew chicken
    Cashew chicken
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    Chow mein
    Chow mein
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    Orange chicken
    Orange chicken
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    Pepper steak
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    Pepper steak
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  5. Pick another main dish to keep as leftovers (but really end up eating as a second course)
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    Kung Pao chicken
    Kung Pao chicken
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    Mongolian beef
    Mongolian beef
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    Sweet and sour chicken
    Sweet and sour chicken
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    Mapo tofu
    Mapo tofu
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    Sesame chicken
    Sesame chicken
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    Kung Pao shrimp
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    Kung Pao shrimp
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  6. Which extra sauce do you ask for?
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    Soy sauce
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    Soy sauce
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    Duck sauce
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    Duck sauce
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    ALL OF THEM!!!
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    No extra sauce, thx!

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