1. Wearing all black head-to-toe
2. Changing your distance on Tinder and then realizing you don't wanna go all the way to Brooklyn for a hookup
3. Crying in public
4. Specifically crying on the subway at 2 a.m.
5. Sh*tting on New Jersey
6. Seasonal Affective Disorder
7. The New Yorker subscription tote bags
8. Under-eye bags
9. Vodka sodas
10. Running into your ex at Pret A Manger
11. Complaining about Mercury retrograde
12. “I’m the Carrie”
13. Tide to Go pens
14. Whispering “It smells like pee” when you get on the subway
15. French bulldogs
16. Lexapro
17. Ordering trentas at Starbucks
18. Flirting with your super to get him to fix your toilet
19. Depression
20. Anxiety
21. Seeing Alec Baldwin outside of NYU
22. Flagels
23. Quoting podcasts semi-out of context
24. Wearing Yankees merch even though you don’t care about sports
25. Complaining about the L train
26. Peeing yourself at TAO nightclub
27. Taking an improv class with Upright Citizens Brigade
28. Street art that says "Fulfill your destiny"
29. Judging people who wade into the fountain in Washington Square Park
30. Mini bottles of hand sanitizer from CVS
31. Telling everyone you’d never want to live in the suburbs
32 Hating children
33. Coffee sh*ts
34. Avoiding midtown
35. Being poor
36. Cutting out dairy
37. Feeling kind of sad for broken umbrellas left on the sidewalk
38. Making fun of LA for driving Priuses and other stuff
39. Accidentally dropping one AirPod onto the subway tracks
40. “I went to Gallatin”
41. Instagramming pics of yourself holding a coffee in Central Park or something
42. Fake leather jackets
43. Candles that smell like nature
44. Getting excited when you see a rare, mostly-white pigeon
45. Rollerblading across the Brooklyn Bridge (going towards Brooklyn, obvi)
46. Having a panic attack in the household aisle at Duane Reade
47. Ordering wine on Postmates
48. And ordering Insomnia Cookies 30 minutes later
49. Strong calves
50. Strong immune systems
51. Weak intellectual arguments
52. Ending a relationship solely because they live above 143rd Street
53. Dogs in booties
54. Throwing up on the Ikea ferry
55. Missing your subway stop after Sunday brunch
56. Going to The Strand and only buying a pair of socks with pugs on them
57. Bushwick bangs
58. Getting Artichoke Pizza after going out even though you said you were cutting out dairy
59. Praying your Uber driver doesn't talk to you
60. Making up a life story for every rat you see on the subway tracks
61. Drinking water
62. Specifically out of a knock-off Swell
63. And lastly, how blue Alec Baldwin’s eyes are in person.
