So I don't know anything about sports, nor do I particularly care about them, but I do love animals and animals are often sports teams' mascots. *Deep breath* Soooooo I guess I do have ~some~ agency when it comes to mascots.
And boy do I have some thoughts on this one.
The Philadelphia Flyers just introduced their new mascot, a furry orange abomination known as "Gritty."
And I'm sorry, but like...the fuck is this?
Even the Pittsburgh Penguins are like...umm?????
Well, according to the internet, the Flyers have described "it" as "a seven-foot, orange, fuzzy creature with lidless googly eyes." Hmmm.
IDK, his Twitter banner looks like me when I'm drunk at the bar and looking for some random finance bro to make out with.
And Twitter agrees that Gritty is, uh...how do I put this? Umm...downright TERRIFYING:
Basically, I'm never sleeping again, but like, long live Gritty!!!!!!
What do you think about Gritty? Let us know in the comments!!!