1. This working title:
2. This guy who was just out there looking for love:
3. This grammatically-challenged Studmuffin:
4. This guy who added a winky face to make it ~flirty~:
5. This girl who did not want her ass eaten, clearly:
6. This pickup line that got put back down REAL quick:
7. These snap judgments:
8. This guy who wasn't after that kind of pussy:
9. This job offer:
10. This poor guy who was just trying to quote American Pie:
11. This brilliant use of product placement:
razor scooter
12. This guy who got his poor couch involved:
13. This abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzinger:
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