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    Posted on Oct 25, 2017

    I'm Sorry, But Shane Oman Was The Real Regulation Hottie Of "Mean Girls"


    We all remember Aaron Samuels, the ~regulation hottie~ of Mean Girls and arguably, all of 2004.

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    And I'll be honest: His hair really did look sexy pushed back.

    But everyone forgets to mention the ~real~ snack of North Shore High School. And that snack, my friends, is...

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    ...Shane Oman.

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    So, without further ado, here's my defense as to why I, too, would hook up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium:

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    1. Unlike ~pious~ Aaron, Shane Oman is the high school bad boy you know your parents wouldn't approve of.

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    The letterman jacket? The doubled-up red solo cup that's presumably full of lukewarm beer?

    Hubba hubba.

    2. He's thoughtful and inquisitive.

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    He knew that Coach Carr gave Kälteen bars to his team when they wanted to move up a weight class, and that Regina wasn't going to lose her desired three pounds on those things. Good communication on Shane's part.

    3. He's a briefs guy.

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    Enough said. Amirite, ladies and gents?! ;)))

    4. He's not afraid to voice his unfiltered opinion.

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    And he's not entirely wrong.

    5. He cleans up WELL.

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    As Spring Fling King and Queen, we'd totally use our Walker Brothers Pancake House gift certificates on a date together. <3

    6. He's uninhibited, and it's so refreshing!

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    He was so excited when he won Spring Fling King. Most guys would've tried to hide their feelings in an effort to seem ~cool~ and ~manly~, but no, Shane Oman was absolutely #LIVING in the moment. I think we could all learn something from him, js js...

    7. He's not afraid to venture outside the bedroom.

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    8. He's all the snack I'd need, but thanks, Mom!

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    Can you go fix your hair?

    And those are my concrete points as to why Shane Oman is my knight in plastic armor. #TeamShane for lyfe.

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    Come @ me in the comments, Aaronators.

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