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I'm Sorry, But Shane Oman Was The Real Regulation Hottie Of "Mean Girls"

#TEAMSHANE FOR LYFE!!!

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We all remember Aaron Samuels, the ~regulation hottie~ of Mean Girls and arguably, all of 2004.

And I'll be honest: His hair really did look sexy pushed back.
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And I'll be honest: His hair really did look sexy pushed back.

But everyone forgets to mention the ~real~ snack of North Shore High School. And that snack, my friends, is...

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...Shane Oman.

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Liiiiiiiiiiiiiike........

So, without further ado, here's my defense as to why I, too, would hook up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium:

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1. Unlike ~pious~ Aaron, Shane Oman is the high school bad boy you know your parents wouldn't approve of.

The letterman jacket? The doubled-up red solo cup that's presumably full of lukewarm beer?Hubba hubba.
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The letterman jacket? The doubled-up red solo cup that's presumably full of lukewarm beer?

Hubba hubba.

2. He's thoughtful and inquisitive.

He knew that Coach Carr gave Kälteen bars to his team when they wanted to move up a weight class, and that Regina wasn't going to lose her desired three pounds on those things. Good communication on Shane's part.
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He knew that Coach Carr gave Kälteen bars to his team when they wanted to move up a weight class, and that Regina wasn't going to lose her desired three pounds on those things. Good communication on Shane's part.

3. He's a briefs guy.

Enough said. Amirite, ladies and gents?! ;)))
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Enough said. Amirite, ladies and gents?! ;)))

4. He's not afraid to voice his unfiltered opinion.

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And he's not entirely wrong.

5. He cleans up WELL.

As Spring Fling King and Queen, we'd totally use our Walker Brothers Pancake House gift certificates on a date together. <3
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As Spring Fling King and Queen, we'd totally use our Walker Brothers Pancake House gift certificates on a date together. <3

6. He's uninhibited, and it's so refreshing!

He was so excited when he won Spring Fling King. Most guys would&#x27;ve tried to hide their feelings in an effort to seem ~cool~ and ~manly~, but no, Shane Oman was absolutely #LIVING in the moment. I think we could all learn something from him, js js...
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He was so excited when he won Spring Fling King. Most guys would've tried to hide their feelings in an effort to seem ~cool~ and ~manly~, but no, Shane Oman was absolutely #LIVING in the moment. I think we could all learn something from him, js js...

7. He's not afraid to venture outside the bedroom.

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I WANNA HOOK UP WITH SHANE OMAN EVERY THURSDAY INSTEAD OF GOING TO SAT PREP!!!

8. He's all the snack I'd need, but thanks, Mom!

Can you go fix your hair?
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Can you go fix your hair?

And those are my concrete points as to why Shane Oman is my knight in plastic armor. #TeamShane for lyfe.

Come @ me in the comments, Aaronators.
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Come @ me in the comments, Aaronators.

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