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As an ex-girlfriend, YOU π KNOW π YOUR π WORTH π:
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AAAAND your transitive-property market value:
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Being an ex-girlfriend, you also know you have to look Goodβ’ while Breaking Heartsβ’:
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And you know exactly how to be there for others when they, too, go through a breakup:
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You've received some petty texts:
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You've been guilty of hyping up a guy to your friends, only to un-hype him two days later:
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You are familiar with this timeline:
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If your ex has a new girl, you find solace knowing that she probably drinks ~~fruity little drinks 'cause she can't shoot whiskey~~:
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You are seriously considering implementing an inconvenience fee:
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In this scenario, you are "Sharon," and you know exactly why you did it:
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You've received a couple of these bad boys:
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You know how this ol' story goes:
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You've FORGOTTEN π THIS π DEVICE π:
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So no, you donβt have a boyfriend, and honestly? GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!!!!!!!