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    Updated on Sep 17, 2019. Posted on Sep 14, 2019

    14 Tweets That'll Speak Directly To Ex-Girlfriends Everywhere

    *blasts "Good As Hell" by Lizzo at full volume*

    1. As an ex-girlfriend, YOU πŸ‘ KNOW πŸ‘ YOUR πŸ‘ WORTH πŸ‘:

    2. AAAAND your transitive-property market value:

    I think I’m the perfect your-ex-boyfriends-new-girlfriend because from some angles I’m really hideous (good for ur self esteem) and from some angles I’m really beautiful (good for your transitive-property market value)

    3. Being an ex-girlfriend, you also know you have to look Goodβ„’ while Breaking Heartsβ„’:

    a woman came into the salon today to get a blow out and her makeup done the occasion? she's breaking up with her boyfriend tonight

    4. And you know exactly how to be there for others when they, too, go through a breakup:

    5. You've received some petty texts:

    One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again

    6. You've been guilty of hyping up a guy to your friends, only to un-hype him two days later:

    β€œUgh I really like talking to this boy he is so sweet and cute” *2 days later* Me:

    7. You are familiar with this timeline:

    men love to date powerful women for 3-8 weeks

    8. If your ex has a new girl, you find solace knowing that she probably drinks ~~fruity little drinks 'cause she can't shoot whiskey~~:

    Carrie Underwood: β€œhe's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey” 8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing

    9. You are seriously considering implementing an inconvenience fee:

    When you see Mariah Carey is charging her ex an inconvenience fee for $50 mil and you start thinking of how inconvenient all your ex's were.

    10. In this scenario, you are "Sharon," and you know exactly why you did it:

    Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon

    11. You've received a couple of these bad boys:

    when ur drunk and ur ex texts you "hey"

    12. You know how this ol' story goes:

    When your ex comes back in your life saying they changed..πŸ€”

    13. You've FORGOTTEN πŸ‘ THIS πŸ‘ DEVICE πŸ‘:

    14. So no, you don’t have a boyfriend, and honestly? GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

    find ur bf πŸ‘©πŸ»πŸ‘©πŸΌπŸ‘©πŸ½πŸ‘©πŸΎπŸ‘©πŸΏπŸ‘©πŸ»πŸ‘©πŸΌπŸ‘©πŸ½πŸ‘©πŸΎπŸ‘©πŸΏ πŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸΌπŸ‘¨πŸ½πŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ‘¨πŸΏπŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸΌπŸ‘¨πŸ½πŸ‘¨πŸΎπŸ‘¨πŸΏ πŸ‘§πŸ»πŸ‘§πŸΌπŸ‘§πŸ½πŸ‘§πŸΎπŸ‘§πŸΏπŸ‘§πŸ»πŸ‘§πŸΌπŸ‘§πŸ½πŸ‘§πŸΎπŸ‘§πŸΏ πŸ‘¦πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸΌπŸ‘¦πŸ½πŸ‘¦πŸΎπŸ‘¦πŸΏπŸ‘¦πŸ»πŸ‘¦πŸΌπŸ‘¦πŸ½πŸ‘¦πŸΎπŸ‘¦πŸΏ cant find him? thats because u dont have one.

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