15 Job Résumé Fails To Talk About By The Water Cooler
"I'll bring your company to new heights, or whatever."
This subtle *wink wink* negotiator:
This little pony who graduated with highest honors:
This résumé from Eric, who promises to "bring your company to new heights, or whatever":
This generally nefarious dude:
This guy who's still waiting to hear if he made it into NSYNC:
Who needs a résumé when you've got these FACTS?!?!?!?!
GIVE. 👏 JOB. 👏 PLS. 👏
This guy with a degree in creative writing and too much time on his hands:
This applicant whose hobbies include donating her hair to charity one time:
This ~most awesome~ résumé:
This person whose references were unavailable "BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL BURNED UP IN A FIRE":
And finally Vanessa, who I sincerely hope gets hired on the spot:
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