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Jim stans everywhere: RAISE π YA π STAN- π DARDS. π
While the use of paper was resourceful given their line of work, these ~minimalist~ decorations really were solely put together by Dwight. Jim did nothing and just insulted Dwight's neutral color scheme, even though he also forgot Kelly's birthday.
JIM HALPERT IS A GROWN MAN. HE HAS THE SAME HAIRCUT AS MY MIDDLE SCHOOL CRUSH.
Okay, I know I'm gonna get some hate for this one, but honestly, sharing earbuds isn't that grandiose of a gesture. In fact, it's kind of gross.
And Pam CALLED π HIM π OUT.π
Show up. Stay for a little. Dip. Nothing lost, nothing gained. Right, Jim?
All Jim ever did at Dunder Mifflin was bitch, flirt with Pam, and play pranks on Dwight, and yet somehow, he still got promoted. The fuq...?!
He answered her call, let her talk about her day and her classmates, and then proceeded to not listen to anything she said. What effort!!!
Jim just didn't possess the energy β or general human decency β to help him out.
We all found out Jim was an absolute slob, and even worse, he's an inconsiderate roommate. Jim Halpert is officially cancelled!!!
Because the ding dong forgot to get her a backup dress after a minor incident.
When the whole church showed up, they had to ration out that fruit punch. *Whispers "Bare minimum."*
Jim sang, "I'm here to remind you of the mess you made when you went away." The lyric is actually "...the mess you left when you went away." Not knowing "You Oughta Know"? Bare minimum.
EVERYONE LOVES THIS BUT IT'S NOT EVEN THAT CUTE...??? HE COULD'VE MADE A GRAPH OR A PIE CHART, BUT NOOOOOOOOO. Sorry Pam, but it's not pretty killer. It's the BARE. π MIN- π I- π MUM. π