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This Cheese Porn Is Def NSFW So Make Sure You're Alone Before You Click This

*Please read this entire post in a sexy, husky-yet-whispery voice for full effect*

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2. Word on the street is today's National Cheese Day.

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3. So, I figured I would, ya know...

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5. Let's get one thing straight: I know what you like.

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6. And I know what you want.

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7. So why not give in to temptation?

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8. I know this can be a little overwhelming...

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9. ...or as one user commented on this photo, "Sexy sexy"...

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11. Like, reeeeeeeeeeeally fuckin' good taste.

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12. So... *claps, lights turn off, and"Let's Get It On" starts playing softly in the background*

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15. ...and BLATANTLY PORNOGRAPHIC...

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17. And it's just human nature.

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20. Come and get it while it's suuuuuuper hot...

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21. I just wanted to make sure you celebrate the holiday right. 😈

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23. Happy National Cheese Day. You deserve it. 😏

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