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    This Cheese Porn Is Def NSFW So Make Sure You're Alone Before You Click This

    *Please read this entire post in a sexy, husky-yet-whispery voice for full effect*

    1. Hey there. ๐Ÿ˜

    2. Word on the street is today's National Cheese Day.

    3. So, I figured I would, ya know...

    4. ...tease you a little bit? ๐Ÿ˜

    5. Let's get one thing straight: I know what you like.

    6. And I know what you want.

    7. So why not give in to temptation?

    8. I know this can be a little overwhelming...

    9. ...or as one user commented on this photo, "Sexy sexy"...

    10. ...but it's all in good taste.

    11. Like, reeeeeeeeeeeally fuckin' good taste.

    12. So... *claps, lights turn off, and"Let's Get It On" starts playing softly in the background*

    13. ...I know it's tempting...

    14. ...mouthwatering...

    15. ...and BLATANTLY PORNOGRAPHIC...

    16. ...but we've all got urges.

    17. And it's just human nature.

    18. So why fight it, right?

    19. *shows some shoulder*

    20. Come and get it while it's suuuuuuper hot...

    21. I just wanted to make sure you celebrate the holiday right. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

    22. So go now, get! Indulge.

    23. Happy National Cheese Day. You deserve it. ๐Ÿ˜