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It's Time To Talk About The Miles Teller Hotness Controversy

It's time to decide once and for all: is Miles Teller sad or dad? BuzzFeed investigates.

So lately, I've been having some trouble sleeping.

I've been tossing and turning, unable to shake a seemingly simple question from my mind: Is Miles Teller hot?

I don't know how to feel about Miles — Do I want to doink him? Do I want to give him a side-hug and call him "Dude"? I can't quite tell.

Sure, he's not traditionally ~sessy~, but there is something about him. Is it his deep hazel eyes? His bold yet tasteful selection of a floral tie?

Is it the fact that he kind of reminds me of a chocolate lab?

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Maybe Miles is, what I like to call, Hot in Context (adj.): only attractive through his movie roles, and just perfectly okay in real life.

Like, you can't deny that he is somewhat snacky as a wide-eyed percussion student in Whiplash....

...and he's blatantly papá in Bleed For This...

...and don't even get me started on him in Insurgent. I will need medical attention.

But when I tell my friends that I low key want him to destroy me, almost all of them beg to differ. I had no idea Miles Teller's fuckability was so controversh!

So given the data I've already collected, my current hypothesis is that Miles Teller is essentially hot enough to swipe right on, but not totally hot enough to meet up with in person. :/

Please participate in this study by casting your vote in the poll below. It's for science. Thx!