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12 Borderline Erotic Instagrams That'll Satisfy You More Than Your Ex Ever Did

Fuck you, Derek.

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So without further adieu, here are my personal favorite ASMR Instagram accounts that will definitely satisfy you more than your low-life ex ever did:

(Not talking about you, Derek.)

1. @sand.isfying will give you exactly what you need. Every time.

Instagram: @sand
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2. These @glitter.slimes are begging for your gentle touch.

Instagram: @glitter

4. @slimequeeens knows just what you like, babe.

Instagram: @slimequeeens

Take note, Deβ€” uh, I mean, deeeear BuzzFeed reader...

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7. @cool_kineticsand uses sandpaper to stimulate you further...

Instagram: @cool_kineticsand

Yeah, like, what's wrong with experimentation?!?!?! Right?!

8. @slimeedaddy moans and says, "Yeah, just like that."

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9. @annettelabedzki keeps things ~slow~ and ~sensual~ with her paint mixing.

Instagram: @annettelabedzki

Contrary to what my ~nameless~ ex always thought, faster isn't always better!!!!!!!!

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11. @nutellaslimey wants you to spread her like the plague.

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I always wished Derek would've used his hands more lol.

12. @aeslimeic likes to incorporate toys.

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WHY WERE YOU SO VANILLA, DEREK?!?!?!?!?!