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Let's Play "Hot Or Not," But With Weird People And Things I've Been Attracted To

This is anonymous, so answer truthfully!

OK, here's how this works: I'm gonna present you with people and things that have ~turned me on~ over the years. Only, here's the catch: They're just gonna keep getting weirder and weirder. Your job is simply to say whether they're "hot" or "not." Ready? GO!!!!!!!!!

  1. 1. Let's start off fairly normal — teenage Simba:

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  1. 2. Pete Davidson with veneers:

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2. Pete Davidson with veneers:
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  1. 3. Sheila from The Girls' Room on The Amanda Show:

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3. Sheila from The Girls' Room on The Amanda Show:
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  1. 4. Gill from Finding Nemo:

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4. Gill from Finding Nemo:
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  1. 5. The smell of gasoline:

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5. The smell of gasoline:
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  1. 6. Closely followed by the smell — and consistency — of rubber cement:

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6. Closely followed by the smell — and consistency — of rubber cement:
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  1. 7. Thomas O'Malley (the Alley Cat) from The Aristocats:

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7. Thomas O'Malley (the Alley Cat) from The Aristocats:
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  1. 8. Miles Teller with a mustache:

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8. Miles Teller with a mustache:
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  1. 9. Cleo the sexy fish from Pinocchio:

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  1. 10. Bill Nye the Science Guy™:

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10. Bill Nye the Science Guy™:
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  1. 11. The Iron Giant from The Iron Giant:

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11. The Iron Giant from The Iron Giant:
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  1. 12. Moze and Suzie Crabgrass's palpable sexual tension on Ned's Declassified:

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12. Moze and Suzie Crabgrass's palpable sexual tension on Ned's Declassified:
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  1. 13. Shorts with words on the butt:

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13. Shorts with words on the butt:
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  1. 14. The squishy tube things you could basically only buy at aquariums:

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14. The squishy tube things you could basically only buy at aquariums:
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  1. 15. Jenny from My Life as a Teenage Robot:

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15. Jenny from My Life as a Teenage Robot:
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  1. 16. Sulley from Monsters, Inc.:

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16. Sulley from Monsters, Inc.:
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  1. 17. Also, Sully Sullenberger, American hero:

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17. Also, Sully Sullenberger, American hero:
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  1. 18. Electric pencil sharpeners:

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  1. 19. Mr. Moseby (specifically when he yelled at London about the PRNDL):

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19. Mr. Moseby (specifically when he yelled at London about the PRNDL):
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  1. 20. Sand dunes (?):

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20. Sand dunes (?):
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