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    34 Hilarious Things That've Been Overheard At Summer Camp

    "I forgot to pack my enthusiasm."

    We asked the summer camp counselors of the BuzzFeed Community to share the funniest things they ever heard a camper say. Here are some of the most hilarious, cringeworthy, and quotable submissions we received:

    1.

    *At church camp*

    "Sometimes, I pray to Hannah Montana instead of God."

    bryceg48cf40ab2

    2.

    Camper 1: "I've been called an extrovert."

    Camper 2: "...I've been called a satanist."

    RyDay

    3.

    "I forgot to pack my enthusiasm."

    kenziv

    4.

    *6-year-old girl rolls around floor in clean leggings*

    Counselor, imitating camper's voice: "I'm Ava, I like to roll around in my clean leggings."

    Camper, imitating counselor's voice: "I'm Gabby, I like to wear hoochie shorts."

    carriem48ba9a049

    5.

    Camper 1: "I don't like my counselor."

    Camper 2: "Flex your butt-cheeks when you sit on her then."

    frenchy999

    6.

    "My art form is not being able to keep a boyfriend."

    RyDay

    7.

    *Campers prepare to roast marshmallows*

    Camper: "I have to verbally roast my marshmallow first."

    *Camper walks away with marshmallow; recites 'Yo Mama' jokes to it*

    carlyet2

    8.

    *8-year-old camper kisses counselor's arm*

    “Now we’re sisters.”

    graceg23

    9.

    "Tomorrow, I’m going to teach you all how to queef.”

    brittanyj43478bc70

    10.

    *Camper does his swim evaluation, panics*

    "I JUST HEARD A FISH POOP!!!"

    charlottemiller1822

    11.

    *Smell of weed trickles onto campground*

    Camper: “It smells like my mommy’s brownies!”

    sarahc4973e7fe1

    12.

    *Group of campers make wishes on stars*

    Camper: "Oh man, I just wished on a helicopter."

    lilak40057739d

    13.

    Camper: "What time is it?"

    Me: "Time for you to get a watch!"

    Camper: "Time for you to get a husband."

    carolinep454bf76ad

    14.

    “I have to sit out today because I just took a big poop and my butthole hurts.”

    brittneys4c63e4b55

    15.

    "It smells like nipple butter on this bus."

    angelync

    16.

    *Campers wander off on a hiking trip and remain missing for five minutes*

    *Counselors find campers*

    Girl campers: "That was fun!"

    Boy camper: "...They told me that if we didn’t get found, they were going to eat me first.”

    clairem40f033051

    17.

    Counselor: "Okay, you really need to take a shower."

    Camper: "Dirt is the cleanest thing in the world because dirt can't get dirty. Since I am covered in dirt, I am clean."

    erikad4807a965c

    18.

    "That cake looks like it would give you ten diabetes."

    angelync

    19.

    *Campers freak out about a giant spider in cabin*

    *Camper picks it up and heroically brings it outside*

    Camper, whispering to herself: “I feel like Bindi the Jungle Girl.”

    allyk43f4d6bfd

    20.

    "I just want some goddamn Hot Pockets."

    thebananastand

    21.

    “I don’t wanna talk about ducks. I wanna talk about the patriarchy and racism!!”

    ashleyb49b1123ac

    22.

    “Can I go to the bathroom? I put a bug down my pants and I don’t want him anymore.”

    cydneyw4bef99e2e

    23.

    *Campers assign roles for a cabin skit*

    Camper 1: "...And counselors, can you just be, like, in the background?"

    Counselor: "You mean you're not even gonna give us characters?"

    Camper 2: "Fine. You guys can be shrubbery with identity crises.”

    clwlr

    24.

    "Kings respect women, you oaf! She is a queen!"

    lydiac4e76e49cf

    25.

    Camper: "Do you have a boyfriend?"

    Counselor: "No."

    Camper: "Well then, I’m gonna call you 'Single Pringle'!”

    taylors42375c9d6

    26.

    “There should be a show called ‘Smart’ and I should be the main character.”

    leahs40267191a

    27.

    "If you’re happy and you know it, sing, ‘Hello darkness, my old friend...'’”

    kaityo4fd497e0b

    28.

    29.

    *Camper plays basketball*

    *Counselor sees camper make basket*

    Counselor: "Nailed it!"

    Camper: “I nailed your mom!”

    pcashman

    30.

    *Camper explains why rom-coms are her favorite movies*

    “...I guess that’s just my fetish.”

    samk491ab8229

    31.

    Camper 1: "From now on, let's refer to our private parts as our lady tacos, okay?"

    *Group agrees*

    Camper 2: "...My lady taco has hair.”

    alyssas484f84ca8

    32.

    "It's 100% possible to get pregnant by eating powdered baby formula. It's, like, common knowledge."

    emilym405fb9eb8

    33.

    "Sometimes, my penis likes to stand up straight.”

    victoriag4d9cf1be4

    34.

    *Camper tries to assemble a birdhouse, fails*

    “Man, this ain’t worth it.”

    horsebeast

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    Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.