So the other day I was sitting at work, literally NO IDEA what to write, when I found this morphing app called FaceApp. Using ~artificial intelligence~, FaceApp gives you filters that allow you to switch your gender, age yourself, morph celebs, add airbrushing, you name it. And you guys, it's fucking ABSURD.

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This is me, and then me as a GUY?! That's one POWERFUL CHIN, folks.
Naturally, I was like, "OMG, I NEED TO DO THIS WITH CELEB COUPLES!!!" and low and behold, here we are. (Also BTW, disclaimer: These pics were all entirely software-generated!!! If you're pissed about how fucking ancient the app made Portia look or anything else, pls don't come for my throat in the comments!!! Also, TY.) But like, just look at these face morphs because you're not gonna BELIEEEEEEVE...
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1. Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande:

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2. Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively:

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UM?!?!?!?!?

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Of course Ryan and Blake would be hot no matter what. Like, what else were you expecting?!
3. Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn:

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4. Barack and Michelle Obama:

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5. ~Kimye~:

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OMG tragic.

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6. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi:

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OMG sorry Portia!!!
7. Donald and Melania Trump:

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8. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend:

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9. Beyoncé and Jay-Z:

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10. David and Victoria Beckham:

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11. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth:

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12. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard:

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Regardless, we LOVE a red carpet fedora!!!
13. And lastly, Sam Smith and Brandon Flynn:

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LITERALLY GOODBYE!!!

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I SAID GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!