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The 21 Funniest Tweets About Last Night's "Bachelor" Premiere

"Maybe Bekah can nanny for Corrine."

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1. When Arie clearly had a type.

How will the Bachelor ever choose which Blonde Ombre Woman to make his wIFE?????

2. RE 👏 TRAC 👏 TED. 👏

me taking back my well wishes for arie after he gave chelsea the first impression rose #thebachelor

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4. My heart honestly hurts for her though.

When you get eliminated the first night and you miss out on the Sugar Bear Hair paid-partnership #TheBachelor

5. DRAG 👏 HIM. 👏

This may be the first time we’ve seen a penis on this show, but definitely not the first time we’ve seen a dick… https://t.co/nFCmgZ4tIV

6. If your name isn't Lauren, then who even are you?!

YOU GET A LAUREN, YOU GET A LAUREN, YOU ALL GET A LAUUURRREEENNNNN #thebachelor

7. A MOOD.

How do these girls get so emotional after a few hours of knowing the guy? I’ve had longer relationships with a ham sandwich #TheBachelor

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8. Sorry not sorry!!! 💁

Everyone's face when Chelsea gets the first impression rose #TheBachelor

9. A MATCH, YOU SAY?!

Wait, there's a real estate agent who likes cars on the show?! Omg, Arie ALSO is a real estate agent who likes cars… https://t.co/eVRW0Lryg5

10. Here's a light sprinkling of shade at the taxidermy girl...

11. STAY BACK! *Wields cross*

Krystal is definitely the nanny who steals your baby in a Lifetime movie

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12. When Arie was excited by excitement.

When Ari said excitement, people and pizza make him excited. #TheBachelor

13. Mhmmm...

Bekah M. was playing with her 1st Polly Pocket while Arie was drinking his 1st beer. #TheBachelor

14. ExSQUEEZE ME?!

Arie thinks Krystal's voice is soothing? #TheBachelor

15. "Can I steal him for a sec?" 😏

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16. Okay, I love this!!!

Kissing bandit Jenna worrying about Arie’s reaction when her mask covered about 4% of her face reminded me of when… https://t.co/WVovd5KQ8S

17. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Producers: What's your type, Arie? Arie: Lauren #TheBachelor

18. Truth.

Maybe don’t lead with “my dead dad met you and approved of you as my future husband” #TheBachelor

19. I'm just gonna leave this here.

Arie Luyendyk or Jack Frost from The Santa Clause? #TheBachelor

20. ARE. WE. SITTING. BENEATH. AN. OAK. TREE. BECAUSE. LOOK. AT. ALL. THIS. MUTHA. FUGGIN. SHADE!!!!!!!

Maybe bekah can nanny for Corrine. #TheBachelor 🌹

21. And sadly, this reality.

I see The Bachelor is back to caucusian love

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