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"'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Island Santa was stirring up under your blouse..."
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DJ Santa wants to watch you drop it down the pole*!
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All this hot Santa wants for Christmas is ~you~.
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Thicc-Bearded Santa wants to look ~deeply~ into your eyes and ask, "Now, what do you want for Christmas?"
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Chandler Santa wants to turn on your inner Monica!
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Quadra-Santa wants to give you four times the ~joy~!
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"On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..." ...two guys with six-packs!
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You def want singing Santa to hurry down your chimney tonight!
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This Santa says, "Happy birthday, Jesus! Sorry your party's so lame."
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...And this Classy Santa says, "I'll have an eggnog shaken, not stirred."
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These Tri-Santas will make you say, "Hark!"
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Sleeveless Santa belongs on your coveted ~naughty list~!
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I bet this Got Reindeer? Santa would be fun in the sack! ;)))
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Frank-a Claus wants to get s-laid. (Sleighed.)
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I bet Boozy Santa's stocking is ~hung~.
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Mr. Feeny Santa is def a hot Santa. Class dismissed.
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"Hot Santa with your suit so tight, won't you ride my sleigh tonight?"
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the hot Santa from Spongebob!!!
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After a couple glasses of eggnog, you know you'd totally make out with these two Fratty Santas at an ugly sweater party.
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...And you'd tumble dry the jingle bells off this Xmas Mankini Santa.
And finally, the hottest of them all...
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