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21 Hot Santas To Get You Excited... For Christmas

They're sure to bring out your inner ho ho ho!

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1. "'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Island Santa was stirring up under your blouse..."

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2. DJ Santa wants to watch you drop it down the pole*!

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*The NORTH Pole, of course!

3. All this hot Santa wants for Christmas is ~you~.

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4. Thicc-Bearded Santa wants to look ~deeply~ into your eyes and ask, "Now, what do you want for Christmas?"

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5. Chandler Santa wants to turn on your inner Monica!

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6. Quadra-Santa wants to give you four times the ~joy~!

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7. "On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..." ...two guys with six-packs!

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8. You def want singing Santa to hurry down your chimney tonight!

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9. This Santa says, "Happy birthday, Jesus! Sorry your party's so lame."

10. ...And this Classy Santa says, "I'll have an eggnog shaken, not stirred."

"...Classic Brosnan."
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"...Classic Brosnan."

11. These Tri-Santas will make you say, "Hark!"

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12. Sleeveless Santa belongs on your coveted ~naughty list~!

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13. I bet this Got Reindeer? Santa would be fun in the sack! ;)))

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14. Frank-a Claus wants to get s-laid. (Sleighed.)

15. I bet Boozy Santa's stocking is ~hung~.

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16. Mr. Feeny Santa is def a hot Santa. Class dismissed.

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17. "Hot Santa with your suit so tight, won't you ride my sleigh tonight?"

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18. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the hot Santa from Spongebob!!!

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19. After a couple glasses of eggnog, you know you'd totally make out with these two Fratty Santas at an ugly sweater party.

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20. ...And you'd tumble dry the jingle bells off this Xmas Mankini Santa.

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And finally, the hottest of them all...

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*Drumroll please*

21. Phyllis Vance.