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    18 Times People Roasted Men On Twitter Just To My Liking

    Men, if this hits a little too close to home...good.

    If you're anything like me, you very much enjoy a light roasting of the Males™. Especially on Twitter!

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    So, for your viewing pleasure, I've compiled some of my favorite roast tweets about guys by some hilarious Twitter folks. Enjoy, girls and gays!!! 😌💕

    1.

    men are so easy. all I have to say is “damn your hand so big” and he’s taking his clothes off

    Twitter: @with_pha

    2.

    men on dating apps be like “I’m 6’2 if that matters” and I’m like bro ur wearing a Rick & Morty shirt, ur making me 6’2 my stomach

    Twitter: @Iuvwooyoungie

    3.

    I refuse to believe men being unable to find the clitoris is actually a thing. You open it up and it’s literally right there like a video game boss critical hit zone.

    Twitter: @maximbepis

    4.

    is there a scientific explanation for why all men are color blind? did it have something to do with them not being the ones that had to look for berries and shit 😭 https://t.co/0OyXtW2ZqL

    Twitter: @eraxtrana

    5.

    "men don't gossip" ok explain the transfer window

    Twitter: @ameliadimz

    6.

    men take one good picture and coast on that shit for 5 years

    Twitter: @SydneyBattle

    7.

    turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound

    Twitter: @cd0yl3

    8.

    new chapstick for men just dropped

    Twitter: @motiroti_

    9.

    men don’t believe in astrology but believe shit like this

    Twitter: @iluvdiIfs

    10.

    If we hadn’t let men who have been in fraternities do politics our country would be 100+ years more advanced

    Twitter: @cameron_kasky

    11.

    men hate on astrology but be on 2k building they dream man..

    Twitter: @leanwdafanta

    12.

    men be at house parties saying "this song was on fifa"

    Twitter: @valyeeet

    13.

    Rap beef is funny when you think about it. Two (or more) grown men so angry they are driven to recite poetry over an instrumental.

    Twitter: @Wildebee_

    14.

    men be like “i can’t commit” and then stay friends with the worst people their whole lives

    Twitter: @PallaviGunalan

    15.

    we put the first man on the moon YEARS ago. why did we stop. why did we Not continue to put the rest of the men there. explain ?

    Twitter: @hannahgordon_

    16.

    I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6’2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently.

    Twitter: @kchamps613

    17.

    Men's midlife crises are intensely boring they just get an expensive bike and marry a 30 year old version of the same wife whereas women do fucken cool stuff like open owl cafes, retrain as beekeepers and get phds in necromancy.

    Twitter: @kingstonwrites

    18. And lastly:

    Anyone who think men are complex creatures is an idiot

    Twitter: @BigTucsonDad

    Remember, if you liked these tweets, be sure to follow the creators on Twitter!!! Thx!!!!!!!! 😘💖

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