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41 Tweets That Hilariously Obliterated Men In 2020

Pls enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: I obviously did not write these tweets!!! I simply think they're funny and wanted to share them with you guys. Please enjoy. And if one of these tweets hits home with you, please be sure to follow the person who tweeted it to ensure that your Twitter feed stays full of funny jokes about men. Enjoy, and HAPPY ALMOST NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!

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1.

your attraction to toxic men started when you picked zack over cody

2.

Men’s tattoos be like 🦁👁🕰🌹

3.

you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up

4.

Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"

5.

guys will stand 5’8” from you and call it 6 feet

6.

if a man tells a joke and it’s funny i’ll wait until i get home to laugh

7.

men will be like “I don’t like drama” but then go to war

8.

moving to Colorado is the male version of getting bangs

9.

boys want sex men want back scratchies

10.

men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom

11.

men be like, “the last thing i ever want to do is hurt u..................but its still on my list”

12.

What are men doing during all this extra free time? Reflecting on their actions i hope

13.

guys be havin 25 roommates and want u to come over im staying home brockhampton

14.

men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help carry all their audacity

15.

men will use 3-in-1 shampoo from the ages of 13-25 and wonder why they’re balding

16.

being attracted to men is so embarrassing, the bar is so low, we're like "and when i talk he listens 🥺" 🤢

17.

new girl is the ultimate female fantasy of there being 3 nice men

18.

men in real life ☆☆☆☆☆ men in books ★★★★★

19.

men will tweet “women aren’t funny” and then go watch an episode of the office written by mindy kailing and be like “this is real comedy”

20.

I’m gonna start telling men “I know a place” and then drop them off at a therapist.

21.

turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound

22.

men are like “im sorry if me dating you made you think that I want to date you”

23.

A boy becomes a man when he unfollows barstool

24.

boys literally don’t post ANYTHING on social media a guy could be getting married and he’ll only post like the sunset on his story

25.

men hating women for liking astrology .. u literally play a game of spreadsheets where u pretend to be the manager of a football team

26.

Guys will be like “show me” when you’re mid-sexting them and it’s like, bb I’m at Whole Foods with my mom it’s 2pm...did u think...i was masturbating rn???

27.

men be like “your cute😍” my cute what?

28.

boobs over ass guys are almost always republicans

29.

happy mother’s day to every straight guy’s first 3-4 girlfriends

30.

it’s been scientifically proven that if a guy asks for ur snapchat and not ur number he has the emotional intelligence of a crouton

31.

You ever meet a guy who thinks that a joke from a major blockbuster comedy is an inside joke with him and his friends

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How do men find pillows that flat? I have never seen flat lifeless pillows being sold and yet men always own them

34.

i’ve always hated the idea of a “man cave” because what the fuck do men need a break from

35.

Biden- "If you make over 400k a year your taxes will be higher." Guys from my high school that make 35K a year-

36.

men being silent during sex is so funny to me like what’s on your mind king

37.

boys say girls are dramatic but have you ever plucked a guys eyebrow? they act like they’ve been shot

38.

“if I could play devils advocate for a second” dude just let me talk to the devil himself u are so annoying

39.

Guys will post “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their car

40.

me starting off my wedding vows like: https://t.co/LwraVORWPe

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when women say “i hate men” we don’t mean you, unless you get offended then yes we do mean you

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