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    19 Times Scottish Twitter Was The Best Twitter

    "Mad how dogs can swim way no lessons."

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    Fuckin love seeing wee guys wearing goggles in the pool, surrounded by aw their wee guy pals n they’re the only ones with them on. No a hint of embarrassment. On ye fucking go. Enjoy looking around that pool son

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    i’m: ⚪️ straight ⚪️ gay ⚪️ bi 🔘 gonny sing Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd

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    My mums just commented this on my cousins Fb status, AHAHAHA wee savage Ang😂😂😂

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    put an elastic band round ma head in work n sumdy said a look like cara delevinge n tbh a see it

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    Imagine being a fuckin vegan, walking hame after a night oot steaming like "fuck me i could go a cabbage supper"

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    Mad how yer tastebuds change as ye get older. Would never have even thought aboot touching a mushroom when a was younger n noo am basically oot foraging in the woods tae find the elusive scarlet elfcap tae fling in ma carbonara for a more earthy flavour

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    See when u get a parcel delivered n the guy asks u to sign his wee phone thing, Ye could actual draw a ragin boaby on it n he’d still be lit “right mate that’s brilliant cheers”

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    house currently in uproar as it would seem the dug’s back on the gear. mum’s in tears, we’re all worried sick

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    Noticed there was a fly on our flight and it full on blew my mind. That lad has no clue that he’s full on emigrated. Will never see any of his family or pals ever again

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    aw a want is glowing skin a poppin highlight a tan a toned stomach £100,000 in ma bank n that feeling when the hot wind hits yer face when you step aff the plane😂😂😛😛👍 but here a am ˢʰᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵃ ᶫᵉᵍᵒ ᵖᶦʳᵃᵗᵉ ˢʰᶦᵖ ᵘᵖ ᵐᵃ ᵃʳˢᵉʰᵒᶫᵉ ᵃᵍᵃᶦᶰ

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    Sitting in a bar in malia and we ask the guy to take a picture of us, and he was like do u want the dog in the pic, and we were like aye why not, result being

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    Mind those fucking wee mutants in primary school that used to turn their eyelids inside out

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    Why does ma Nana’s dog look like he’s trying tae see what he wants tae order from the chippy

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    Pffffft what’d a do to deserve him, he’s so romantic 😍👏🏽😍👏🏽 keeper x

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    state ae this, trying to communicate with ma dad is a fuckin task

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    Seen a boy in Asda with a bunch of flowers and a woman said "aw whos the lucky girl" and he legit turned roond and was like "ma grans deed"