1. Fallen Uncooked Spaghetti, 2018
I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School.
Materials: Uncooked spaghetti, gravity, no intention whatsoever.
2. Rainbow Duster as Glow Stick, 2018
this picture is like modern art
Materials: Plastic, color dyes, the influence of hallucinogenics.
3. Misplaced Eyeglasses, 2016
LMAO WE PUT GLASSES ON THE FLOOR AT AN ART GALLERY AND...
Materials: Vacant gallery, eye glasses, groupthink mentality.
4. Exposed Wiring & Controls, 2018
We moved into new offices, but this wall has been left open for a few weeks now. I knew what I had to do.
Materials: Mixed media, copper and plastic on brick wall.
5. And its highly anticipated sequel, Blatant Patch Job (2018)
There was a development...
Materials: PVC board, glue.
6. Mandated Safety Precautions, 2017

7. A Waste of Perfectly Good Mozzarella Sticks, 2016
when you accidentally cook cheese sticks on a plastic TV tray but then turn it into modern art decor #college
Materials: Mozzarella sticks, metal, sadness.
8. Cheap Decrepit Clock, 2016

9. Pineapple, 2017
So last week we placed a pineapple next to an art display and come in today and RGU have moved it into a glass display case. Amazing. https://t.co/sMzTUlapDQ
Materials: Pineapple.
10. These Fucking Chairs, 2017
Accidental modern art whilst rearranging the conservatory. Generated a statement to accompany it.
Materials: Metal foldout chairs, pastel paint, "Ugh, I hate rearranging chairs. Fuck."
11. Broken Table, 2017
Accidental modern art. #yeg https://t.co/PPS3Fto8hF
Materials: Wood, paint, LOL.
12. Twist Ties...?, 2018

13. Shattered Martini Glass, 2018
Accidental art @tate just now
Materials: Martini glass, vodka, an unfortunate fall.
14. Perplexing Right Glove, 2015
Guy dropped his glove on the floor here at MoMA and everyone is nervously stepping around it, unsure if it's art.
Material: Glove, no one knowing what to do.
15. Part of Wooden Carton, 2016

16. Unattached File, 2018

17. United States Currency, 2017

18. Glitching Thing at Local Mall, 2016
