Here are a bunch of tweets from this month that 1) lightly roasted men and 2) made me giggle while on the clock. If you think these are funny, be sure to follow the accounts to make your Twitter timeline a funnier place! 😌
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Men’s love language is telling you facts you already knew
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men are like “i should go to therapy” and then just fucking don’t go
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if I had a boyfriend I would simply love him in private because loving a man is embarrassing
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men in real life ☆☆☆☆☆ men in books ★★★★★
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it’s been scientifically proven that if a guy asks for ur snapchat and not ur number he has the emotional intelligence of a crouton
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men: why is your bag so heavy also men: put this in your bag please
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men be like “i know a place” and take you to the lowest point of your life
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you disagree with a man & they be like “ i dont think u understand what im saying” LMAOOO what?
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skater boys be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
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boobs over ass guys are almost always republicans
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guys have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves
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men be like “women aren’t funny” then say a slur and think it’s peak comedy.
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military men be on tinder like “who want me?? 😩😩😩” bitch the depths of hell
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It’s weird how “daddy issues” became an insult to women when it’s men who fail as fathers.
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I’m gonna start telling men “I know a place” and then drop them off at a therapist.
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guys have a hard time committing to a woman but will remain loyal to their barber that constantly fucks up their hair
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girls using 🥺: boys using 🥺:
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the reason men in books are so attractive is bc they’re usually written by women 😳🙄