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    Oct 2, 2019

    20 Tweets For Anyone Who Likes Fall And Laughing At Tweets

    "What if we go to a pumpkin patch then kiss in the corn maze haha JK...unless? πŸ€”"

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    Hot girl summer is over. It’s time for grand theft autumn

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    i just want to WEAR SWEATERS like i'm MEG RYAN IN A 1998 MOVIE, and MAKE RECIPES WITH BUTTERNUT SQUASH and BE WISTFUL ABOUT MY PAST WHILE COOL AIR RUSTLES MY HAIR, it is NINETY THREE DEGREES and i've HAD IT

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    PSA: the food pyramid has been updated for spooky season. It now looks like this: / \ / \ /pumpkin\ / Spice \ β€”-β€”β€”- / anti \ /depressants\ β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” / Iced Coffee \ -β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”

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    fall as a season just makes me horny for sadness

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    If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die

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    what are y'all being for halloween, the fall equinox is in like 9 days and that means if you don't start planning now your costume is going to suck

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    *crunches leaf* *closes eyes, breathes in fall air* (cam zooms in) *eyes snap open* *whispers* my powers, they're growing stronger.

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    during any season other than fall: hey have a good weekend during the fall: hey motherfucker have a bountiful harvest

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    don't talk to me or my son ever again

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    I feel like "Autumn" is just Fall's stripper stage name

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    It's officially that "wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon" type of weather.

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    The four seasons: Chapstick Antihistamine Sunscreen Pumpkin spice

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    Carve pumpkins by yourself , go to a pumpkin patch with family , go to horror nights with friends . Not every single thing has to be about a relationship JESUSSSS oh and btw fuck your spooky basket

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    what if we go to a pumpkin patch then kiss in the corn maze haha jk...unless? 🀭

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    Convincing my boss to make the team event a haunted hayride and corn maze

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    Who wants to eat pumpkin pie off my ass

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    ME: *drawing demonic symbols on my driveway* NEIGHBOR: Getting ready for Halloween? ME: What?

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    Good night to only the fast-approaching fall weather

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