20 Tweets For Anyone Who Likes Fall And Laughing At Tweets
"What if we go to a pumpkin patch then kiss in the corn maze haha JK...unless? π€"
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Hot girl summer is over. Itβs time for grand theft autumn
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How Iβm tryna be
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i just want to WEAR SWEATERS like i'm MEG RYAN IN A 1998 MOVIE, and MAKE RECIPES WITH BUTTERNUT SQUASH and BE WISTFUL ABOUT MY PAST WHILE COOL AIR RUSTLES MY HAIR, it is NINETY THREE DEGREES and i've HAD IT
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PSA: the food pyramid has been updated for spooky season. It now looks like this: / \ / \ /pumpkin\ / Spice \ β-ββ- / anti \ /depressants\ ββββββ / Iced Coffee \ -βββββββ
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fall as a season just makes me horny for sadness
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If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die
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what are y'all being for halloween, the fall equinox is in like 9 days and that means if you don't start planning now your costume is going to suck
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*crunches leaf* *closes eyes, breathes in fall air* (cam zooms in) *eyes snap open* *whispers* my powers, they're growing stronger.
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during any season other than fall: hey have a good weekend during the fall: hey motherfucker have a bountiful harvest
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don't talk to me or my son ever again
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I feel like "Autumn" is just Fall's stripper stage name
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It's officially that "wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon" type of weather.
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The four seasons: Chapstick Antihistamine Sunscreen Pumpkin spice
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Carve pumpkins by yourself , go to a pumpkin patch with family , go to horror nights with friends . Not every single thing has to be about a relationship JESUSSSS oh and btw fuck your spooky basket
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what if we go to a pumpkin patch then kiss in the corn maze haha jk...unless? π€
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Convincing my boss to make the team event a haunted hayride and corn maze
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Who wants to eat pumpkin pie off my ass
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ME: *drawing demonic symbols on my driveway* NEIGHBOR: Getting ready for Halloween? ME: What?
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Halloweekend π₯΄
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Good night to only the fast-approaching fall weather