12 Fake Coachella Lineups That'll Make You Spit Out The Vodka You Hid In Your Water Bottle

    "This year's lineup is INSANE..."

    Syd Robinson
    by Syd Robinson

    BuzzFeed Staff

    So Coachella recently announced their 2018 lineup.

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    And immediately, people started photoshopping it more to their liking...

    WAVVES @WAVVES

    ‘nah i cant hang out tonight im working on my fake coachella lineup’

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    ...which now seems to be somewhat of a love-hate tradition fans have with the music festival.

    emiko @appledad_

    my favorite part of coachella lineup announcements is fake coachella lineup announcements.

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    Here are some of this year's ~notable~ lineups:

    1. Coachella for dads:

    funnyordie.com

    Band to see: No One Messing with the Thermostat

    2. Coachella for people not going to Coachella:

    pleatedjeans.com / Via pleated-jeans.com

    Band to see: Not Flossing

    3. "Gaychella":

    4. Coachella for collegiettes:

    hercampus.com

    Band to see: Untagged Facebook Pics

    5. Coachella for things that elicit visceral reactions:

    6. Coachella for stans:

    Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino

    In honor of the Coachella announcement, I updated my dream lineup. #COACHELLA2018

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    Band to see: Jamie Lee Curtis as Lindsay Lohan's Character In Freaky Friday

    7. Coachella for calming audio stimulation:

    8. Coinchella:

    9. Coachella, but set in Flavortown:

    katie. @ktdmngz

    I cannot believe this years coachella lineup I’m shook.

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    10. Coachella for things we actually want to hear:

    Funny Or Die @funnyordie

    We fixed the Coachella lineup to make it awesome

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    Band to see: A Stage with a Meatloaf On It

    11. Coachella for things you'll definitely find at Coachella:

    12. And Coachella for people who were between the ages of 10 and 14 in 2006: