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Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship
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sexual tension is just when you and a hot person have nothing to say to each other
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the hardest part of taking nudes is cleaning your room
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Dating a straight man is just one long episode of Queer Eye only you’re Bobby, Tan, Antoni, Karamo, AND Jonathan all in one
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men love to date powerful women for 3-8 weeks
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A wedding? You mean an open bar where two people are getting married
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Relationships are an expensive way to watch someone slowly like you less and less.
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Instead of blocking your ex, become such a disaster online that everyone makes fun of your ex for dating you
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Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them
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white girls just want a wedding so they can hear their totally uncommunicative boyfriends say what they like about them for the first and last time during vows
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can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die
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it’s wild that men are like “a girl broke my heart when i was 15 so i can’t commit to you now bc i’m scared :/“ meanwhile i’ve been catcalled and received about 3 million disgusting messages from men for over a decade now and i’m still out here dating men. grow up
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There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
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just found out that to get in a relationship I can’t constantly isolate myself from everyone.. lots to process..