1. This dad who is a harrowingly pro-plastic protector:
2. This dad who's clearly an Organization King™ 😌:
3. This stepdad who I truly have no words for:
4. This dad whose iPad and Expo marker combo deeply troubles me:
5. THIS PURELY EVIL FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS EXPONENTIALLY WORSE THAN THE SEWING SUPPLIES IN THE COOKIE TIN!!!!!!!!!! FOR SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. This dad who, simply put, is gross:
7. This _MONS—_I mean, dad:
8. This dad who clearly does not care about the happiness of anyone else:
9. THIS DAD WITH ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR APPLE PRODUCTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. This cruel, cruel — albeit hilarious — father:
11. This dad who clearly doubles as a home improvement master!!!!!!!! 😌😌😌
12. This dad who opted for a more authentic car air freshener:
13. This father-in-law with a vendetta against this stick of butter specifically:
14. This father-in-law who doubles as a landscaper extraordinaire!!!!!!!!
15. And lastly, this father-in-law who just...just disappoints me greatly: