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    Updated on Mar 19, 2019. Posted on Mar 18, 2019

    Co—Star Astrology App Memes Are A Thing Now, And Honestly, I've Never Read More Accurate Horoscopes

    "Co—Star coming for necks."

    If you're a true AstroHoe™ — the OFFICIAL term for someone interested in astrology — chances are you have the Co—Star app.

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    And if you have Co—Star, chances are exponentially higher that you receive their infamous "Your day at a glance" horoscope notifications.

    Co—Star / Syd Robinson

    Some of these horoscope notifications can be pretty...blunt, to say the least:

    So naturally, Twitter has started to meme them, and they're gosh darn fantastic:

    1.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃I see you’ve got ur clown ┃ ┃suit on like you always do ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    2.

    🌑 CO — STAR ¹ ᵐᶦⁿ ᵃᵍᵒ 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝗣𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗶 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀.

    3.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃why the fuck are you drinking┃ ┃a whole bottle of wine and ┃ ┃texting your shitty ex. ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    4.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔CO - STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃I'm already crying for you | ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    5.

    nobody: me: co-star: ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃I see you’ve taken an ┃ ┃extra sip of dumb bitch ┃ ┃juice today ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    6.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃put that mfn iced coffee down┃ ┃ n drink some water. ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    7.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔CO - STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃I’m behind you with a knife ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    8.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃Be gay do crimes ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    9.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃you're not actually baby ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    10.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃fuck your chicken strips. ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    11.

    Me: Co-Star: Your day at a glance. Run yourself over with a car, you single bitch.

    12.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃stop sleeping with old men┃ ┃to fill the void that your ┃ ┃father made when he left ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    13.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃some of y’all bout to be ┃ ┃real mad at me but ┃ ┃it must be said... ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    14.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔CO - STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃resisting your desires only ┃ ┃keeps you stagnant. The ┃ ┃stars say be horny today. ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    15.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃You will, as per usual, ┃ ┃disappoint your entire family ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    16.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃If youre reading this ┃ ┃you’ve been in a coma for ┃ ┃almost 20 years now ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

    So, in conclusion:

    17.

    ╭━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ┃🌔 CO — STAR ┃ ┃𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 ┃ ┃bitch ┃ ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

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