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19 Things You'll Only Understand If You Have Clubbed Thumbs

Your thumbs are the perfect size for babies to hold on to!!!!!!!

1. Texting is hard and nearly IMPOSSIBLE without autocorrect.

forever sending "cc" or "zz" instead of "xx" #toethumbproblems

2. You've definitely said, "I have the same thumbs as Megan Fox!"

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We stan our *~Klubbed Thumb Kween~*.

3. Gloves NEVER fit right.

4. It's exponentially harder to play musical instruments.

5. The same goes for throwing balls and playing #sportz.

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Classic Megan.

6. With your kind of thumbs being called everything from "the Royal Thumb" to "the Murderer's Thumb," you're having quite the identity crisis.

7. You've found communities online with other similiarly-phalanged folk.

8. You've definitely "liked" something by accident.


9. Your lil' nuggets have given you a good sense of humor.

10. People constantly ask to see your thumbs...

11. ...and subsequently just *need* to do a comparison.

12. You always feel a little thumb-conscious Instagramming pics of you holding something.

13. Nail polish isn't exactly ~complimentary~ to your nail shape.

14. But at least your thumbs are the perfect size for babies to hold on to!!!!!!

15. You always get excited when you meet another member of the Clubbed Thumb Club™!!!!!!!!!!!

16. You've been asked if you jammed your thumb into something when you were younger.

17. And fake nails don't really work for you.

I got acrylic nails today and they had to use toe ones for my thumbs #clubbedthumbproblems

18. But at the end of the day, you know your clubbed thumbs are just an extra sprinkle of uniqueness that's been thrust upon you.

19. And for that, you are grateful.

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