ATTENTION ASTROLOGY KWEENS: BUMBLE HAS ADDED A NEW FEATURE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO FILTER OUT ZODIAC SIGNS YOU 👏 DON'T 👏 F*CK 👏 W*TH. 👏
AstroHoes™ everywhere can now check which signs they wanna avoid matching with, so unsurprisingly, 99.9% of Scorpios and Geminis will be blocked:
A friend just informed me you can now finally filter boys on Bumble by star sign and honestly it’s made my year
thanks to Bumble for asking everyone to put their star signs on their profiles now so I never have to run the risk of going on a date with a Gemini again
Bumble isn’t fucking around any more, it lets people list star signs now. Swipe left to all Scorpio ladies.
im glad bumble added in the feature where you can tag what zodiac sign you are so I know which boys the cancers are so I can swipe them left into oblivion
But perhaps even MORE unsurprisingly, guys are already trying to lie about their signs:
the guy who tried to ghost me changed his zodiac sign on bumble from taurus to pisces WOT
Bumble really put zodiac signs in profiles.....dudes really gonna be lying about their star signs now too
(But just know that if you choose the star sign filter, you'll only be able to match with others who have also chosen to use it!!!)
men who don’t list their star signs on bumble are cowards
So, my beloved AstroHoes™, be careful out there, but have fun with it. 💁✨
my new thing on bumble is asking guys what their zodiac sign is and then replying “oh no” to whatever they say
So...which signs would YOU block?!
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