According to The New Yorker, Brooklyn is officially "running out of oat milk," and no offense, but this is the most Brooklyn-hipster thing I have ever heard. Ever.
Oatly, the original oat milk manufacturer, now officially, like, owns Brooklyn. By preaching its product's "nutritional value and minimal environmental impact" and pairing it with a pastel-colored Insta aesthetic? Yeah, no twentysomething hipster can resist it. It's just, like, a fact!!!!!!!
ANYWAY, now that Oatly is running low on its product, pretty much everyone in Brooklyn is freaking the FUCK out:
And this public outcry has resulted in — I kid you not — the publication of the MOST 👏 BROOKLYN 👏 PARAGRAPH 👏 MAYBE EVER:
Meanwhile, oat milk is news to me(???) and apparently to Kent from Twitter as well:
And Amy over here has HAD IT with the youths and their milkless milks:
But regardless of your stance on oat milk or hipster culture, Oatly has reassured its loyal consumers that it'll be restocked on Whole Foods' shelves *very* soon:
'Cause "it's good," I guess...?
*urgently hops on the L train to the nearest Whole Foods*
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