23 Bathrooms That Possess Palpable Dark Energy — I Will Not Be Explaining Further

God, please don't let me ever have to use a mood ring toilet. Amen.

1. This innovative use of a traffic cone:

when someone has this as a toilet from DiWHY

2. This throne of 1,000 little beady eyes:

Not sure if DIY but certainly Y. Toilet seat with real teddy bears embedded in the seat from DiWHY

3. This...uh...artistic use of toilet paper:

Who had the time for this?!! from ATBGE

4. These apartment window tiles for your shower if you're into being watched, I guess:

Bath/Toilet design from ATBGE

5. This ✨glamorous✨spot to drop a doink:

A high heel toilet from ATBGE

6. This carpeted toilet with complimentary butthole stain:

Arianne @badbitchbeys

y’all i’m at my friends house and i go to use the bathroom and-

01:41 AM - 08 Oct 2019

Twitter: @badbitchbeys

7. This gold, lion head–adorned poo poo throne:

Toilet throne from ATBGE

8. This counter that gives off the perfect appearance of pristine cleanliness:

This counter looks like someone smeared shit on it from CrappyDesign

9. This 1,000% visible toilet:

This casino toilet from CrappyDesign

10. This toilet that feels like a warning:

This horrible toilet-seat... from ATBGE

11. This inevitable toothbrush slide!!! WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Sink attached to the toilet, forming a perfect slide from CrappyDesign

12. Four words, one terrifying concept: Mood. Ring. Toilet. Seat.

Emily Batzar @EmilyHatzar

Extremely distressed by this ‘mood ring’ toilet seat I just saw on a craft FB group

08:16 AM - 13 Nov 2019

Twitter: @EmilyHatzar

13. This innovative ✨Pinterestization✨:

Feeling insecure about how unoriginal and boring your bathroom tile grout is? Want to make a statement? Simply just cover that shit up with some glitter glue! from DiWHY

14. This welcoming view!!!

My uncle's house got a bathroom without a door, literally the first thing you see when you enter the house from CrappyDesign

15. This crafty idea that should've stayed in someone's Notes app and never seen the light of day:

Crochet Toilet Seat from ATBGE

16. This ✨forbidden love✨:

someone made out with a toilet. from WTF

17. This "target practice" lid???

Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

Challenge accepted.

01:25 PM - 07 Nov 2019

Twitter: @UncleDuke1969

18. Yup:

This Skull Toilet from ATBGE

19. This CARPETED bathroom where nothing makes sense and nothing matters????????

My friend's under-the-stairs "bathroom" where the toilet is diagonal and partially installed into the carpeted wall. from CrappyDesign

20. This interesting design choice!

multi-chrome bathroom from ATBGE

21. This toilet that was installed logically and not at all unnecessarily 😌: 

I mean you could've rotated the toilet but whatever from CrappyDesign

22. This threatening throwback:

Eggstravagance from ATBGE

23. And lastly, this toilet that looks the way I imagine dying feels:

long way toilet from CrappyDesign