Hello all, and happy Day-After-The Bachelor-Premiere Day!!!!!!!!
Last night, Chris Harrison blessed us with three entertaining-yet-grueling hours of introductions, virginity puns, and the first Rose Ceremony of the szn.
We met A LOT of great women vying for Colton's heart — but there was one who Twitter just can't stop discussing...
...and that woman is Catherine from Fort Lauderdale.
*cue witch voice* And her little dog, too.
Besides complaining about how she attempted to steal Colton away a record-breaking FOUR TIMES, most people are simply making a comparison:
CATHERINE 👏 IS 👏 LITERALLY 👏 JENNIFER 👏 COOLIDGE.👏
Has anyone done this yet because this is all I can see #TheBachelor
I 👏 WILL 👏 NOT 👏 HEAR 👏 OTHERWISE. 👏
Catherine from the Bachelor looks like Monica and Phoebe’s friend Amanda that they cut off #TheBachelor
Then Twitter reeeeeeally started to have fun with it:
Catherine, on her way to steal Colton for the 4th time after her conversation with Onyeka on #TheBachelor
Omg Catherine has to say “I’m taking the dog!” When she gets sent home #TheBachelor
Like????????
Haven’t we seen this already? #TheBachelor
